Tuesday, September 20, 2005

10 things you really don't want your kid to end up being

1.Orphan
2.The "SlattySuzan" you met in a chat room
3.Playboy centerfold (if he is a boy)
4.Playboy centerfold (if she is a girl, you are the father, and
masturbated three times before you recognized her underneath
all that make up and photo retouch.)
5.known to the opposite sex as "pizza face"
6.The one guy who opens all the "enlarge your penis" mails
7.Being shown in the news with pixels in his face
8.Reality show host
9.Totally unlike you
10.exactly like you

9 Comments:

Blogger Alkisti said...

11. a "number"(deriving from the greek "noumero") :-)

4:40 pm  
Blogger Spi_Der said...

Don'be lazy, alkistis.Write a full "10" list yourself;) I love to read other people's fears.

6:20 pm  
Blogger Alkisti said...

1. junkie (classic)
2. incapable of frying an egg :)
3. reaching 30 years of age and leaving with me. ( I will kick his/her ass out)
4. fun of Efi Sarri, tsalikis and similar.

thats it for now. I will try harder later :p

10:21 am  
Blogger Spi_Der said...

Ιf you manage to carry out "3", i'll make a statue of you-and erect it smack in the center of Omonoia square.Meanwhile, i'll bet a substantial amount of money that you won't ;)

2:06 pm  
Blogger Alkisti said...

5. a freak like me
6. a challenger like you
7. a vegetable like all of us

and Omonoia square awaits....

2:48 pm  
Blogger Mushu said...

11. Have George Bush's brain.

2:56 am  
Blogger CD said...

loooooooool

7:12 pm  
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