Monday, August 22, 2005

April Fool's MayDay

As the mystery of the airplane crash continuous to unfold, everyone with an agenda jumps on the opportunity to:
-Discredit small cheap airlines ("they skip maintenance" the token liberal journalist will say)
-Praise small cheap airlines ("several of them have a zero-accident record" the token conservative will say)
-Conspiracy theory nuts ("it was just a rehearsal for a real big terrorist attack" and other theories too silly for my keyboard's tastes)
-Goverment suck-ups ("the goverment did everything by the book and averted the worst" the "connected" opinion leader will say)
I believe them all! I trust their good intentions and journalistic integrity, so i connect the dots they provide, and a pattern emerges clear as day:
-Small,cheap airlines are good-unless they aren't.
-The goverment faced a great dilemma: let 121 people crash to death by themselves, or just blow them out of the sky?
-The goverment decided to just sit and watch, a solution that, given that the "accident" was a terrorist attack in disguise,was a wise choise of action.


...and all that,reading the in-depth reports in the newspapers. If you opted to be informed by TV, new uncharted territories of finger-pointing and name-calling would open before your "informed citizen's" eyes.
News coverage conforms to the same laws as aviation:No matter how big, given the right amount of thrust, any bucket of nuts will fly...

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